No.6

I'm trying to make an indian palace... Gosh it's soooooooo hard, How do you bloody decorate it without making it look tacky? Geeezeyqueezy, all this for textiles. OHHS double merde today, soooo boring, soooo slow, soooo close to school. ...

No.5

Doubt is about a pedophile vicar!? And there were Greg and I, thinking it was a comedy. Seriously, I was ready to laugh after 5 minutes then it got all serious and I pretty much didn't understand any of it... and to be totally honest, I only...

No.4

OH GOOD GOD, Will old baldy never stop being clownish? Okay so doing a running commentary of him currentlly... 11.26: mowing the lawn...(AT THIS TIME IN THE MORNING!?) 11.27: still mowing.... 11.28: he's stopped for a moment to talk to the...

No.3

I thought Bear Grylls was hot until he started stuffing grass down his pants to keep warm... OUPH and he's up again! prancing around the forest; how does the camera man keep up!? BY GEORGE HE'S STRIPPING (to have a dip in the river) but seriously...

No.2

URRRRRGH I saw Canadacord today , I also saw my neighbour getting pissy at a cat because it did a shit on his lawn. But Canadacord, I THOUGHT HE WAS IN IPSWICH!? visiting his rock painting girlfriend? curiouser and curiouser. Y'see Canadacord...

No.1

This is a personal blog. I'm probably the only person who's going to be reading this no idea how to write a blog but i'm thinking it's like an online diary? Oh god, I hope i'm not the only person who reads this, that would be soooo lame ...